It's in every fandom these days: the high school AU's. Typical cliché. I only go to writers I trust to handle it. 

But for some reason high/grade school!Naruto in particular strikes me as interesting. ( scribbler did a ygo+hsm but idk if my brain could take naruto and co doing that )

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It's All A Matter of Chemistry
summary: au/middleschool/hs-ish where naruto and sasuke are still destructive, and sakura is soooo held back by their retardedness from getting into standford (she would)
( at least sasuke isn't sexist )

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....yeah idek.

[1] Naruto: Angels and Girlfriends: Canon-verse

Summary: Naruto admits he's not very smart when it comes to mind games, but dealing with the well-adjusted, rational female mind (not) might be the straw to have him picking up his deceased sensei's hermit ways.

( Naruto wondered if the female mind would ever -not- boggle him. )

For the love of friggin' God. Stupid Mother Nature keeps knocking out the power and internet.  jpwoakdjfls;d this is the sixth time. :(

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Three Misc. Naruto One-shots. My writing is shittier than ever, but I felt like playing around. Sakura/Naruto, Jiraiya/Sakura-- hail crack trains! Omfg I think I wrote Tsunade/Man Bitch!Iruka.

And YGO. Good God I haven't been inspired touch ANYthing in that series for a while. :(


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o1. He Said She Said (Medical AU) Naruto
Tsuande + Iruka

( He Said She Said )

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o2 Bebop (Sakura-the-Bounty-Hunter lawls) Naruto
Sakura + Jiraiya

( Bebop )
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o3 Why'd You Have To Be So Cute? (canon/au/what) Naruto
Naruto/Sakura

( why'd you have to be so cute? )

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o4 Almost (canon) Yugioh
Yuugi/Atem

( All I can do for you is kill you. )

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Interesting site I found on the whole Atem/Atemu argument that never endsssss.

It's like the Tootsie Roll: the world will never know.


a;sdfjs son of an edit...

Title: Pipe Dreams
Ship: Sasuke+or/Naruto (open interpretation)
Summary: Naruto's jealousy of Itachi is not normal, and neither, really, are the impossible things he wants.

A/N: Because while Sasuke is crazy because he should be, and Itachi is crazy because it goes better with his image, Naruto just divorces from reality like a shounen hero lawsuit waiting to happen.  

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Do you feel something pulling you back in?
Do you see something you'd want to see again?
I could be the one, I could make it up to you
[black lab]

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I need you so much it hurts; so much the flesh peeling, melting and boiling with the blood on my bones is nothing compared to the Kyuubi showing me over and over again the sight of you walking away, and me being too slow, too weak, too little too late, to stop you.

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( [ smiling through denial is my specialty ] )
 /edit: Okay, you people are so amazing I actually feel like posting to the comms. Which is...the first time I've felt confident enough to do that for a while. You all rock, f-list. 

Oh for the love of God, not ANOTHER story.
Plot bunnies: *munch much munch*


The Tension and the Spark
[trailer/test]

Summary: AU. He could handle being in a foreign country with Professor Havon because he did not have a crush on Professor Havon. It was purely because everyone looked up to him. He did not like Professor Havon--Sephiroth, Zack called him--because he did not have a crush. Clouds did not get crushes on human beings, he did not have hormones! ...Dammit.

Pairing: Eventual Cloud/Sephiroth

( Whoever said crushes were harmless, wonderful things, lied. )

EXTREME House ramblings. Actually, first time I've written anything in a while... and I have no idea where I was going with it, so it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. *shrug*

Summary: House's thoughts about Wilson and the Ducklings during the current season. No real current spoilers except for Season Three's conclusions/references.

Pairing(s): House/Wilson, Chase/Cameron, Cameron/Foreman, All of them in a huge five-some of House weirdness xD

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Foreman talked to God and there was no answer.  So he looks at House and isn't afraid of him, No, he's afraid of everything else. So much so that when push comes to shove he'll do anything to protect a family and keep it together because he can never save his own.

He needs this new team because he doesn't feel like he's married or attached or stupid or examinable beneath their looks. To them he's only insane and a paycheck, and God damned if this isn't what he tried so hard to tell his minions, that if they had left him alone as insane and a paycheck they could have stayed forever.

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Title: Office Space
Fandom: Yugioh
Pairing: YamiixYuugi
Summary: Atemu tries to ask Yuugi out, but with the whole frigging office opposed to his personal happiness he may never get the chance. Unless the kills them all. And with assistants like Otogi and Mai, he reaallly might actually resort to that.


Chapter One

Chapter Two



NEW CHAPTER TRES

Title: Office Space
Fandom: Yugioh
Pairing: YamiixYuugi
Summary: Atemu tries to ask Yuugi out, but with the whole frigging office opposed to his personal happiness he may never get the chance. Unless the kills them all. And with assistants like Otogi and Mai, he reaallly might actually resort to that.

Chapter One

NEW CHAPTER DOS

( Atemu will never get laid. He will die a virgin. Again.  )

Yay new layout. :D

It figures after reading more SasukexNaruto stories and plotting more slash in my head...I end up writing NarutoxSakura. *thud* I think I need my head examined...

(What can I say? NaruSaku is gooooood stuff)

((Does anyone know how the heck to play bittorrent files on a mac??))


( Listening )

(30 words)

Girls

Summary: Humor in the current battle against Akatsuki. Sakura and Sai end up squaring against Zetsu, and as usual Sakura kicks ass. It's the aftermath of the battle that has Sai uncomfortable and for once he REALLY wants to be with a larger group... Crackfic. One-shot. Also implied Narusaku, SakuSasu, and slash.

Pairings: SaixSaku. It IS crack.

More NarutoxSakura stuff. :D I don't care how unpopular it is compared to the other ships--it's darned good for the soul...and I wrote a fic where I killed Naruto and now I'm angsting/emo about it. (HOW, HOW?! IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! NEVARR! ...who could kill Naruto? That handsome goofy face?!) ....


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( Worth It )


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( Safe )


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( Enduring )


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*The last one was from an e-mail I got recently. I read it and though, "oh my gosh, that's...that's Naruto and Sakura!"

Title: In Their Shoes
Summary: Sakura wants Ino to back off Sasuke-kun when he returns to Konoha. Ino wants to know why the hell Sakura would approve... 'it.' Post Manga. 800 words.
Pairings: Eh...subtext. Not just between Naruto and Sasuke, and Naruto and Sakura too. And Ino and Sakura if you want (lord know there's enough of that in the manga too xD).

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( It's almost like you like them acting like a couple of...of gay boys! )

Title: Beginnings
Summary: Young Naruto and Sakura drabbles.


Why: I was reading the manifesto. Again.
(It's so long you can just go back and read it again and again and find new stuff you skimmed over!
Friend: ...you realize it sounds like your talking about the bible?
....)

A/N: wopijlsdkf Okay okay, you know those chain letter e-mails that are so freaking annoying? Well I got one about love, and and and and *keyboard smash*. It's not my fault.

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Naruto thought love was stupid. ( Indecision )


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Naruto's first failed seduction of Sakura in twenty words. ( Seduction )


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Pretty can mean a few things. ( Define )


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It's best to make sure eveyone is on the same page. ( Seduction #234 )

Title: How It Ends
Summary: Sakura was always the honest one.
Pairing: SakuraxNaruto

A/N: 114 words

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WTF lj, are you emailing me comment updates or aren't you?? *hits it*

Title: Who's Uke is it Anyway?

Summary: Naruto wants to know what Sasuke thinks of certain sexual dynamic. Sasuke just wants to eat his god-damned PopTart. Crack fic.

AN: Seriously this is because I'm so sick of the fandom I'm leaning towards Naruto and Sakura just to keep my sanity. And heronite doesn't make it easier. ;D

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He thought he was safe when he could finally cross females out; since Naruto was stubborn the only woman he could ever go for was his Sakura-chan, but noooo now the dumb ass had to get off his lazy butt and really think about what their bonking meant?

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( You want to talk about THIS at six fifteen in the morning?! )

Team Hebi AU
Summary: 800 word one-shot crackfic. A tiny snapshot of Sasuke as an assassin (?), and Hebi, his merry men. Except Suigetsu keeps trying to kill off Karin and Juugo just wants to be left out of it. And Naruto's going to be tranquilized with a rhino needle. (Faint implied Sasuke and Naruto being in denial).

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Editing and posting a Season 0 (one of my favorite parts of the manga) Yugioh fic featuring Emo Boy (Yuugi) and his sidekick Mummy Man. (I think I'm going to get Shadow Realm'ed xD)

Because I’m taking a step back from the often violent (seriously, PTDC wankers are mild in comparison) fantards of the Naruto world.

And because I can. :D

Although seriously, it's a bit eerie, and not a happy fic. I think it's from rereading Edmondia Dantes again. Or because I'm writing Office Space and my Yuugi Is a Mob Leader fic and the crack of them both is melting my brain. For instance, I can't keep writing Bakura without laughing.

Summary: Yuugi and FirstSeasonOMGPSYCHO! Puzzle Spirit have a moment… kind of, because, you know, he’s psycho.

A/N: Season 0 Dark Yuugi and Yuugi voice; need to have seen season zero, most of the episodes. This takes place after… uh… some of that other stuff with Shaadi, Sheldon, etc. Be creative, I can’t do everything you know. Oh and Yuugi’s mom’s name; that’s Lediz… after reading her story it’s become so ingrained I am under a welcome delusion that it’s canon.

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The other—Yugioh—was looking at him with a peculiar expression. Then Yuugi realized what he’d done as he looked at the hand he had reached out latched on the other’s wrist.

“Gah,” Yuugi dropped it and back away.

He continued to look at him like that from the side, as if he couldn’t remember quite what Yuugi was exactly. “You know,” he said conversationally. “I normally don’t like it when people touch me.”

/How humiliating./
/Narrowed eyes, disgust, before he opened the door to darkness/

Yuugi gulped at the memory of the watch game, his heart rate picking up.

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( Paradise )