Sasuke is all hands-on-his-hips with a beady stare and a frying pan to whack Naruto upside the head. I'm telling you he's a housewife, a lazy one but a housewife nonetheless. Down the road when Sasuke's a little better mentally, I see them being creepily domestic: sleeping all day in the winter because they hate the cold, Naruto replacing Sasuke's anti-depressants with Viagra...

I wrote this BECAUSE of a stressful day at university. God, sometimes I just want to treck back home and work in the restaurant again, or bum myself off in D.C. running doughnuts again and writing fiction in my downtime all day. I mean...seriously. *headdesk* What -do- these people want from us sometimes?