BWAHAHA! How do you write crack that is so awesome, I ask you? How? I read that "Are we gay?" line, and thank GOD I was not drinking anything at that time, or I'd have died. Srsly. Also, the "Sasuke speak for DO IT MORE OFTEN" is awesome. Simply awesome.

Even the little line of "She gave her blessing before going out to take over the world" was great, because...that's intriguing. What world? Who, what, when? Sakura? *__*