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&& SHIPZ

key:
blah/blah = ship
blah + blah = gen
LESBIANS = I like any of the girls in any ship combination. :P

MOVIES
Aladdin: Jasmine/Aladdin
Beauty and the Beast: Belle/Beast; Belle/Adam (Human!Beast); Lumier/Babbette; Lumier/Cogsworth; Maurice/Mrs. Potts
Corpse Bride: Victor/Victoria; Emily/Victoria
Don't Look Under the Bed: Larry/Frances (OMFG SO HARD. Shut up.)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog: Billy+/Penny; unreturned Hammer/Billy
Green Street Hooligans: Pete/Matt
Labyrinth: Jareth/+Sarah
Mulan: Mulan/Shang
Peter Pan (2003, Disney, Barry, KH, etc): Peter/Wendy
Pirates of the Caribbean: Will/Elizabeth; Jack/+Will
Princess and the Frog: Tiana/Charlotte, Naveen/Tiana
Red Eye: Jackson/Lisa, Lisa/Cynthia
REPO!: The Genetic Opera: Nathan+Shiloh
Rescuers: Bianca/Bernard
Road to El Dorado: Tulio+/Miguel
Spirited Away/Sen to Chihiro: Koanashi/Chihiro; Kohaku/Chihiro; Haku/Sen
Swan Princess: Derek/Odette
The Cat Returns: Baron/Haru, Lune/Yuki, Muta+Haru, Baron+Toto+Muta
V for Vendetta: V/Evey
Zombieland: Tallahassee+Columbus, OTGEN4

BOOKS
Bible: Jesus/Mary Magdalene. :P (Since my first detention for it in the seventh grade!)
Alice In Wonderland: Mad Hatter/Alice
Mediator: Paul/Suz (my guilty pleasure; Jess and Suz love each other but angry Paul/Suz sex is just way too hot)
Harry Potter: Harry + angsting about Sirius or Dumbledore lmao; Harry/Ron/Hermione
His Dark Materials: Iorek+Lyra, Lyra+Lord Asriel
Phantom: Erik/Christine; Phantom/Christine
Stephanie Plum: Stephanie+Mom; Stephanie/Ranger, Joe+Ranger lulz, Joe+Grandma Mazur; Stephanie+Lula+Connie

TV
24: Jack/Kate; David and Jack
Angel the Series: Angel+Connor, Angel+/Faith, Angel+/Fred, Angel+/Kate, Angel+Lorne, S1/2 Angel+Wesley+Cordelia, S1/2 Angel+Wesley, S1/2 Angel+Cordelia, Wesley+/Cordelia, Doyle/Cordelia, Angel+Doyle, Gunn/Anyone, Angel/Sam Winchester of SPN
Big Shots: Karl/Wendy/Marla; Duncan/Lisbeth; Cameron/Zack (YAY, now it’s not incest!); James/Katie; ANYTHING with Brody and his wife.
Boy Meets World: Cory/Topanga, Cory/Topanga/Sean, Mr. Feeny+Anyone, Eric+Cory
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Angel+/Buffy, Buffy+/Giles, Oz/Willow, Spike/Giles, Spike+Willow+Xander (LOL); Buffy/Tara; Giles/Sam Winchester of SPN; Xander/Anya/Cordelia, Xander/Anya; Percy/Willow, Riley/Willow, Buffy+Riley
Chuck: DevonAKACaptainAwesome/Ellie; Ellie+Chuck; Sarah+/Casey; Casey+/Chuck; Bryce+/Chuck; Morgan+Chuck; La Ciudad/Chuck; MeiLing/Chuck
Dead Like Me: Rube+George; Mason/Daisy; Roxi/Anyone
Desperate Housewives: Carlos/Gabby; Bree/Orson
Dollhouse: Echo+Boyd, Victor/Sierra, Echo/Sierra, Paul/Mellie aka November,
Dr. Who: Doctor+/Donna; Nine/Rose, Amy/Rory
Firefly: Simon+River; Mal/Inara; Inara/Kaylee; Zoe/Wash; Jayne/Simon; Inara/Simon; Kaylee/Jayne
Glee: Brittney/Santana, Sue/Emma, Puck/Rachel, Puck/Finn, Finn/Quinn, Finn/Kurt, Rachel/Jesse
Greek: Cappie/Rebecca, Casey/Evan, Evan/Casey/Cappie
House: House/Wilson; Amber/Wilson; Cameron/Chase; Foreman+/Cameron+/Chase; Cuddy/Cameron/Chase; 13/Kutner; LESBIANS
Joan of Arcadia: Joan+God; Grace/Luke; Adam+Joan; Grace/Joan; Judith/Joan; Glynnis/Grace/Luke
Merlin: Arthur+Merlin; Gwen/Morgana; Morgana/Merlin; Uther/Morgana; Gwen/Lancelot; Morgana/Gwen/Merlin ftwww; Gwen+/Merlin; Morguese/Morgana; Uther+/Gaius
The Office: Toby/Pam, Karen/Pam, Jim/Karen, Pam+Angela, Pam+Dwight, Jim+Dwight, Michael+Dwight, Jan/Jim, Jan/Michael, Dwight/Angela
Pushing Daisies: Ned/Chuck/Olive; Chuck and Olive were in love okay
Reaper: Devil+Sam; Andi/Sam; Nina/Ben; Nina/Andi; Andi+Sock+Ben+Sam+Nina ftwww; Sam+Mr. Oliver (SOB)
Reba: Reba+Brock, Van/Cheyanne
Smallville: Lex+/Clark; Lionel/Martha; Lionel/Chloe; Clark/Lex/Lana; Chloe/Lana; Jason/Lana/Clark; Lana/Chloe/Lois
Supernatural: Dean+/Sam; Sam/Jess; Dean/Sam/Jess; Ruby/Sam; Ellen/Dean ftmfw; Sam/Meds; Dean/Therapy; Castiel/Anna; Castiel+/Chuck; Castiel+/Jimmy; Dean/Pamela/Sam (fuck you Kripke D:); Bela/Bobby lol; Constance/Sam; Mary/John; Azazel/Mary; Azazel/Jess; Ruby/Anna; S3!Ruby/Bobby; Uriel/Castiel; Lucifer/Sam; Ruby/Jess/Sam; Ruby/Jessifer/Sam; Sam/Giles of BtVS; Sam/Angel of....Angel lol; Anna/Mary
Ugly Betty: Daniel/+Betty; Gio/Betty; Mark/Cliff; Daniel/Wilhelmina; Daniel/Alexis; Wilhelmina/Betty; Amanda+/Betty
White Collar: Elizabeth/Peter/Neal lolol
Wizards of Waverly Place: Justin+Alex; Jerry/Theresa; Justin/Juliet; Justin/Zeke; Alex/Miranda; Zeke/Harper; Max/Harper
Vampire Diaries: Stefan/Elena, Bonnie/Stefan, Stefan/Matt lol, Elena/Bonnie, Stefan+Damon, Jeremy/Annabelle, Elena/Katherine, Caroline/Matt, Alaric!Klaus/Elena

REAL LIFE (believe me, I'm horrified too)
Gerard Butler/Emmy Rossum
Colin and Bradley. DON'T ASK.

GAMES
Sonic [all canon verses]: Rouge/Knuckles; Shadow/Sonic; Sonic/Amy; Shadow/Amy; Big/Amy; Gamma/Amy; Sonic/Sally
Final Fantasy VIII: Squall/Rinoa
Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Sora/Kairi; Hayner/+Pence/+Olette/+Roxas; Sephiroth/Cloud; Marluxia/Namine; Cid/Merlin; Leon+/Sora; Cloud/Aerith; Queen Minnie/King Mickey; Maleficent/Anyone; Roxas/Namine/Axel; Leon/Aerith; Leon/Yuffie; LESBIANS
Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Cloud; Cloud/Aerith; Cloud/Aerith/Zack; Zack/Aerith; Reno/Rude/Tifa;  Vincent/+Reeve; Reno+Rude; Barret/Tifa; Vincent/Lucrecia; Vincent/Yuffie; Barret/Cloud; Zack/Cissenei; Scarlet/Tifa; Angeal+Zack; LESBIANS

    SUPER SHINY YOU WILL NEVER DISSUADE ME OMG0T4: Sephiroth/Zack/Aerith/Cloud UNTIL I DIE.

AMERICAN COMICS (rofl, some people get so offended)
Spiderman: Peter/Mary Jane (FUCK YOU JOE QUESADILLA QUESADA)
Justice League: Wonder Woman/Batman (theirloveisso 'dude your gf is annoying :|' 'SHUT UP'); Wonder Woman/Superman/Batman
Superman: Superman/Lois; Superman/Lois/Richard post-Superman Returns (HE'S THE BEST OC I'VE EVER MET OMG)
Batman: Bruce/Gordon lololol; Catwoman/Batman

ANIME/MANGA

Yugioh:  Yuugi/Yami (Atem); Anzu/Anyone-but-Yami; Jounouchi/Mai; Dub!Yugi/Téa; Yuugi/Shaadi, Yuugi/Kaiba, Yuugi/...anyone;  TeaxJoeyxTristan; Tristan/Tea/Bakura; Tristan/Bakura; LITERALLY EVERYONE IN A HUGE DOGPILE AT ONCE
Gundam Wing: Relena+/Heero; Milliardo+/Relena; Relena/Dorothy; "Zechs"/Noin; Heero/Quatre; Trowa/Quatre; Duo/Hilde; Quatre+Relena; Noin/Relena
Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia; Grimmjow/Orihime; Uryuu/Orihime; Quincy/Orihime; Matsumoto/Orihime; Rukia/Orihime
Inu-Yasha: Inu-Yasha/Kagome/Seshomaru; Miroku/Kagome (pre-Sango only); Miroku/Sango; Kikyou/Kagome
FMA: Ed+/Al; Roy/Riza; Winry/Sheska; Ling/Greed; Roy+Elric bros
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya: OT5. *_*; Itsuki/Kyon; Kyon/Yuki; Haruhi/LESBIANS
Sailor Moon: Bunny/Mamoru; Mars/Mercury; Jupiter/Venus; S1Serena/Darien; Haruka/Michiru/Usagi/Mamoru

Naruto "Ships"

SUPER SHINY M3@NT 2 B OMGBBQULT OTP: Sasuke/Naruto
Non-Ship Hard On: IRUKA+NARUTO FOREVER

Hetero Ships:
Naruto/Sakura
Kakashi/Sakura
Sai/Sakura
Neji/Hinata
Suigetsu/Karin
Temari/Shikamaru
Sasori/Sakura (ult guilty pleasure)

Slash Ships
Mikoto/Kushina
Karin/Sakura
Sakura/Hinata
Sasuke/Naruto
Gai/Kakashi
Minato/Madara (he's immortal so it could've happened okay?!)

Threesomes
Naruto/Sakura/Sai
Naruto/Sakura/Kakashi
TEAM GAI

GAI/ANYONE. +++ points if it's Kakashi

Favorite Teacher/Student Pairing: Kakashi/Sakura
Favorite Team 7 twosome permutation: Kakashi/Sakura
Itachi+/Kisame forever

&& DON'T DO IT 4 ME SHIPZ D:
Huddy; Cameron/House
Kakashi/Iruka (....)
Lee/Gaara/Lee; Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Hinata; Kakashi/Sasuke
Roy/Ed
Yami/Kaiba
Cloud/Tifa; Vincent/Cid; Cloud/Reno
Clark/Chloe
Dean/Castiel
Wesley/Fred; Angel/S3-5 Cordelia
Finn/Rachel; Will/Emma

&& BANNERS

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Anzu Mazaki is the glue that holds the gang together love


Ryou x Anzu is protective female seme and creampuff hostshipping love


Anzu's outfits are cooler than anything in your wardrobe love